The Eternal Struggle.
can’t believe someone articulated this!
(Source: makefunnypics, via muffinavashti19)
I love her style. She’s gorgeous. Her voice too.
Walking back to King-Lincoln from OSU for the second night in a row here (we get to ride COTA for free, parking at campus is expensive, taking the bus at rush hour to campus is a breeze, hardly run them at all this time of night), you can run 3 miles non-stop? …Anyways, thanks for introducing me to tumblr. (maybe she’ll read it, what the fuck do I know, I’m a bad-ass, I don’t care if she’s laughing at me at the moment, I don’t care which of my followers is laughing at me. …Huaaahhh, if my respiratory system would get better. You can run three miles non-stop, beautiful Mam? …I am not any good with the written word.
thanks to theroyalbadness (it goes on and on, some parts are less great, some parts are fabulous, it must be that Screw was a genius for making a beat that doesn’t get tiring)
Ali Golzad - Invisible People
cardboard as an art medium?
fucking genius.
Oh I love this
the second one
(via theroyalbadness)
Take This Pussy
I want to be face down on the bed with my ass up, my pussy lips spread for you, showing off my wet, pink, aroused center. I want to feel the head of your dick sliding up and down my wet slit, teasing me, rubbing on my clit, making me whimper, making me desperate to have you inside me. I want to feel you penetrate me, drive your dick deep inside me and stroke me, make me moan. Grip my hips, steady yourself and take aim. Fuck me. Fuck me until our bodies are sweating and the only sounds in the room are of our bodies slapping together, the steady rhythm of our unbridled fucking. I want to feel the head of your dick hitting all my spots, making me scream and grip the sheets, pulling them off the mattress. FUCK ME, BABY. Make me cum all over you, getting you wet, feeling my juices drip down your thighs. Take your pleasure. I want to hear your incoherent grunts, telling me in animalistic sounds that you love the way my pussy makes you feel. Take this pussy. Make it yours. Plant your seed deep inside me and let me know that you love the way I make you feel.
Bathroom Blues: Venezuela’s Toilet Paper Crisis
http://newsfeed.time.com/2013/05/17/bathroom-blues-venezuelas-toilet-paper-crisis/
Holy Crap! Please don’t get upset…I find this tragically hilarious. Eek! I’m going to Hell. Wait! I don’t believe in Hell. Ok- I’m good. : p Here come the haters. : /
But socialist President Nicolás Maduro (who was hand-picked by Chavez to succeed him) blamed the toilet-paper shortage on “antigovernment forces,” reports the Associated Press. While pledging to rectify the situation, Commerce Minister Alejandro Fleming pointed the finger at the media, which he accused of purposely creating “excessive demand” for toilet paper in order to disrupt the country. Whatever the cause of the current crisis, Fleming confirmed that he was taking drastic action: “The revolution will bring 50 million rolls of toilet paper,” he said, adding: “We are going to saturate the market so that our people calm down.” xd
I’m working on a gif set of all my favorite stupid cops moment.
Anyone got anymore?
Lovely.
laugh out loud xd